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Step into FLAK's Fortress Discord - the beating heart of our gaming community! Our fortress gates are always open for gamers who appreciate good humor and camaraderie, you'll find your place among our knights.
Through the lens of humor, swordplay, and space shenanigans, I craft videos and music that bring joy to virtual warriors and pilots far and wide.
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Join the most questionable organization in the 'verse! We specialize in accidental heroism, questionable plans, and miracle cleaning solutions. Whether you're a bounty hunter, med pen addict, or just someone who enjoys questionable space adventures, there's a place for you in our organization.
Part-time bounty boss, part-time space medic, full-time liability. FLAK pioneered the (legally disputed) miracle cleaner Torm™, originally for cleaning space whale splooge off cockpit glass, but due to a labeling typo ("Ass Cleaner"), it's now banned on three moons and counting. He swears it was never meant to be a genital spray... despite the commercials. Known for confusing charisma and accidental heroism. Loves big ships, bigger guns, questionable plans, and chasing crime with a stimpak in one hand and a lawsuit in the other.
Multi-Surface · Deep Penetrating · Legally Ambiguous
Originally formulated for space whale splooge on cockpit glass. Due to a labeling typo ("Ass Cleaner"), now banned on three moons and counting. FLAK swears it was never meant to be a genital spray... despite the commercials.
*Not for use on moons. Not a genital spray. May void ship warranties, marriages, and local ordinances.
Take a tour of FLAK's first ship and see why it got him into the verse.
The legendary (and legally questionable) story of Torm™ - the miracle cleaner that's banned on three moons and counting.
And it's amazing.
Star Citizen is an ambitious space simulation game being developed by Cloud Imperium Games. Set in a vast universe with first-person combat, space exploration, trading, and more, it offers an immersive experience for all types of players.