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Step into FLAK's Fortress Discord - the beating heart of our gaming community! Our fortress gates are always open for gamers who appreciate good humor and camaraderie, you'll find your place among our knights.

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Blow off some steam with free web-based games, right inside the Fortress!

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"Step into the ultimate skirmish experience where tactics meet steel..."

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"Craft your legacy in our expansive Minecraft world!..."

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FLAK's Fortress has expanded beyond medieval battlefields into the stars!

Join Our Organization

Join the most questionable organization in the 'verse! We specialize in accidental heroism, questionable plans, and miracle cleaning solutions. Whether you're a bounty hunter, med pen addict, or just someone who enjoys questionable space adventures, there's a place for you in our organization.

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    Why Join FLAK's Organization?

  • Access to shared resources and ships
  • A chance to be part of FLAK's questionable but entertaining plans
  • Free samples of Torm™ (where not legally prohibited)

Meet The Commander

FLAK

Supreme Commander of FLAK's Fortress

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Part-time bounty boss, part-time space medic, full-time liability. FLAK pioneered the (legally disputed) miracle cleaner Torm™, originally for cleaning space whale splooge off cockpit glass, but due to a labeling typo ("Ass Cleaner"), it's now banned on three moons and counting. He swears it was never meant to be a genital spray... despite the commercials. Known for confusing charisma and accidental heroism. Loves big ships, bigger guns, questionable plans, and chasing crime with a stimpak in one hand and a lawsuit in the other.

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My Favorite Ship

Take a tour of FLAK's first ship and see why it's part of the fleet.

My Final Torm

The legendary (and legally questionable) story of Torm™ - the miracle cleaner that's banned on three moons and counting.

Players Only Want One Thing

And it's amazing.

About Star Citizen

Star Citizen is an ambitious space simulation game being developed by Cloud Imperium Games. Set in a vast universe with first-person combat, space exploration, trading, and more, it offers an immersive experience for all types of players.

ABOUT FLAK

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FLAK got his start in the pixel-blasted chaos of late '90s PC gaming, where twitch reflexes and flak cannons reigned supreme. Back then, he wasn't trying to make a name—just trying to survive the next match. Somewhere along the way, the name stuck.

These days, he's traded the arena floors for medieval skirmishes in Mordhau and the unpredictable expanse of Star Citizen. But some things never change—he's still here for the mayhem, the laughs, and the next great battle with friends.

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Through the lens of humor, swordplay, and space shenanigans, I craft videos and music that bring joy to virtual warriors and pilots far and wide.

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